Friday, May 31, 2019

Hideous, Hideous

I had to get fitted for a bridesmaids dress this week and it was not a horrible, but also not a pleasant experience. none of the dresses fit my horrendous boobs, and even when I found something I felt okay, even pretty in, the photos revealed a portly woman badly draped in cheap chiffon. Hardly flattering.

I got the sizes back from the stylist later, and she said for the dress I wanted the sizes were 14 in the hips, 20 in the waist, and 22 in the bust. 22! In the bust!

I'm a hideous top heavy matron! I knew it already, but now the numbers support it. I need to lose weight or I'll fucking kill myself.