Merry Chirstmas From Us

Me and mom on christmas decked in wrapping paper and bows.

Two Weeks is Too Long

Time to go home I think.

I gotta watch this show for this face

Doctor shipping Drarry

Snape GIFs will neverever get old

Unreal

I give you..Prime Minister Grant

My inner child

How did I not know how cute these things were until 2008?

We are so small

Ooh! Mr. Ealy!

You could have tea party on her collarbone

It is so parallel to the ground

I'm here for you, baby

Following the May 12, 2008 earthquake in China, this terrified giant panda grabs the leg of a policeman.

Chris Johanson

Hwhaaaa?

Watching Mowtown Hits With My Family

16 weeks

The Ocean is Amazing

Mimic Octopus

Octopuses are thought to be one of the most intelligent invertebrates and can change the color and texture of their skin to blend in with rocks, algae, or coral to avoid predators. But until now, an octopus with the ability to actually assume the appearance of another animal had never been observed.

“Having studied many octopus species in the wild, I am never surprised by the color and shape change capacities of these animals,” said Mark Norman of the Melbourne Museum in Australia. “However, this animal stood out as it was the only one we’ve encountered that goes beyond camouflage to take on the guise of dangerous animals.” 
This octopus can change up to 15 known species, maybe even more. Its completely fascinating watching it change its shape and color instantly. Wait until around the 1:20 mark, because you will see an Octopus fucking run. Coolest thing in the world.

Source

Big Tour

I have a big shot tour today, and I'm kind of nervous. I'd rather just coordinate today, I don't want to fuck up. I

[edit]
That was total bullshit. Don't give me eleven Chinese people and no translator.

Ann Miller Jazz hands the shit out of this number

The Cutest Judy Garland You'll Evah See

This gets stuck in my head sometimes.

You'd  think after a decade I would know

all the  words  to this,   but no,   I just go 

around singing  "mmm, michigan, and i 

wishnwishagain,   lalalalala,  wishagain, 

somethin' somethin'"

And More

binge on mikhail

Woah there Wassily

Get out of my head. This is all I want to draw these days.

Those there colors,

and them there shapes.

What other pet can you paint?

Oh, so that's how you cut 'em...

Los Vegas at Night: The Brightest Spot on Earth

"This image shows the Las Vegas metropolitan area is located near the southern tip of Nevada, within the Mohave Desert. The Vegas Strip (center) is reputed to be the brightest spot on Earth due to the concentration of lights on its hotels and casinos.

The acquisition of focused nighttime images requires astronauts on the International Space Station to track the target with the handheld camera while the ISS is moving at a speed of more than 7 km/s (over 15,000 mph) relative to the Earth’s surface."

Source

Best NASA photos of 2010

More Here

Hey, hey guys.
I met the guy who fixed the Hubble Space Telescope.
I touched his hand.
His SPACE HAND.

Stomatopods

 

"These special arthropods (stomatopods) have 16 visual pigments! We only have four, and we can see millions of colors. Their vision is hyperspectral, they can see ultraviolet and infrared wavelengths, as well as polarized light.  They have 360 degree vision and three parts of each eye can focus on the same spot, so each individual eye has trinocular vision with depth perception.  They have a very large focal range and the eyes can emit light, which is used for communication.
They have the most complex visual organs on the planet."


source 
(i tried to find the original source but tumblr is sometimes a maze of "original sources")

Edgar Degas, The Rehearsal, 1871.

 

Oil on canvas. Burrell Collection, Glasgow

Mikhail Baryshnikov's Butt

First Ballet Crush. Second one was Josh, the 

older ballet dancer in my class when I was 4. 

I think he was seven or something.

My favorite ballet, still

I would watch this back to back as a kid.

I loved this version so much, it still makes 

me happy when I see it. Here's some pas 

de deux for your Christmas enjoyment: 

Christmas is Coming

Time to go to the Korean Market and get some soup

Jeff Bridges by Mary Ellen Mark, 1991

Tattooed Baby

 

 by jason clay lewis

Tumblingerstraße from yo man on Vimeo.

Moar Bush Peeps

Soooooo beautiful

Fuck Yeah Pangolin

Dennis

Birthstone

Rules I'd like to remember

446. Forget the present. Write dad a letter.

423. Don’t ask where someone got their eyeglasses.

408. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

405. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.

404. Don’t linger in a doorway. In or out.

402. If you aren’t hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren’t hungry.

368. Just raise your glass. There’s no need to clink with everyone at the table.

325. When excusing yourself from the table, you need not give a reason.

322. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp.

298. Have a signature look.

269. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

257. If you offer to help, don’t quit until the job is done.

 

 A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Hunter Stockton Thompson


All from  Rules For My Unborn Son, click any rule to link back to the source

 

 

 

 

Big heads look better on the big screen

8 Days Till A California Christmas!!

And I shall name her Sylvia, after my roommate

She has this problem. Poor girl....

Liya Kebede

Baby B

Hortobágy Herd

Hortobágy Herdsmen