Thursday, October 10, 2019

And The Morning After




The Wedding Day














Kasumi


The Rehearsal Dinner


Marie and her sister look so much alike! 




Sumi and Marie being normal and then a different kind of normal


ditto (Marie's dad in the background)


My outfit, which I was really happy with, hence the extra-ass posing in the bathroom mirror

It turned out better than I thought

Okay. As usual I psyched myself out, and the dress turned out lovely and the wedding was very enjoyable. For some reason anything that takes effort and planning makes me S p IR a L the fuck out. Anyways, pictures of the dress, with pictures from the wedding to follow.


quite the fucking glow up if i do say so myself

Friday, May 31, 2019

Hideous, Hideous

I had to get fitted for a bridesmaids dress this week and it was not a horrible, but also not a pleasant experience. none of the dresses fit my horrendous boobs, and even when I found something I felt okay, even pretty in, the photos revealed a portly woman badly draped in cheap chiffon. Hardly flattering.

I got the sizes back from the stylist later, and she said for the dress I wanted the sizes were 14 in the hips, 20 in the waist, and 22 in the bust. 22! In the bust!

I'm a hideous top heavy matron! I knew it already, but now the numbers support it. I need to lose weight or I'll fucking kill myself.